Ploppy Pigeon

Looking to capitalize on the success of a popular game involving a soaring avian creature, the team at elad studios has concocted this substandard offering, sprinkled with juvenile humor in a bid to attract players who are more inclined to interact with in-game ads that fund the meager sustenance of our starving graphic designer, who subsists on scraps salvaged from the nearby bakery's refuse bin. Let's be frank. The market is saturated with myriad clones in the app store; so, what sets this one apart? The simple answer is: nothing. Why bother downloading it? You shouldn't. Close this tab immediately and find a more meaningful use of your time. Whatever you do, resist the urge to install this application. Nevertheless, should you decide to disregard the value of your time and storage space, this rudimentary, rudimentary "game" provides the following "features" in exchange for squandering your time and 10MB of your data: - Absence of originality: echoing the same premise as its counterparts - Audio and assets teetering on the brink of breaching copyright regulations - Suboptimal performance across all devices. Are the visuals distorted on your display? That's intentional; it adds to the challenge. - Cutting-edge fish that evade capture! - Visually stunning graphics that are a test for your device's capabilities (fingers crossed it doesn't crash) Playing this game purportedly unlocks unparalleled delight, verging on the limits of human comprehension. We disclaim any responsibility for any self-inflicted harm or collateral damage when you come to terms with having just experienced the pinnacle of gaming in your existence.