Psycho Soccer Coach

Based 100% on TRUE youth sports insanity. For soccer players and coaches ONLY. (not for soccer parents, they can’t handle the truth).

"This is something every sports parent should see. It's more honest than that Parent Code of Conduct form we make them sign." --Former youth, club, and high school coach.

You are the coach of the Mighty Nerds, a u-8 team of the cutest athletes and MOST ANNOYING PARENTS ever!

The pressure is intense: college scholarships, the effort to get you fired, assaults by insane fans, rabid pit bulls, slightly inclement weather, a wacky referee, and the League watching every step you make.

Can you keep your mouth in check? Make the right decisions? Guide your adorable minions to the League Championship?

At every turn, half the parents want something, and the other half wants the opposite. Your players have typical questions and remarkable insight for the altitude-challenged.

It's a hauntingly real look at what it's like to lead a team and deal with "involved" parents. Every interaction, incident, and event actually took place, and continues to take place on our fields.