Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

The sassy parrot has returned from the afterlife, providing you with a plethora of fresh insults to wield at your leisure! Remember that addictive game that caused rifts between lovers and estranged friends? Behold its sequel, which offers even greater style and variety, with proof to back it up! You can now offend anyone on the planet with internet access, or if you desire, bask in solitude and insult yourself. Wink wink. Don't let the parrot's resurrection be in vain! Convey to that crotchety old woman that her husband's organs were given to a peculiar woman who lounges in a pond, while her sister displays her birthday suit for dogs. Meet a retired hipster obsessed with pictures of a grunting sow and a pretentious Russian who used a corpse to act fancy with tea and crumpets. Only this game provides the scientific truth behind The Meaning of Life! “Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign.” - Pocket Gamer's Oscar Dayus “Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up” - Engadget's Aaron Souppouris Game Features: Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: verbally annihilate your artificial opponents and conquer unique challenges Real-Life Friends Mode: compete against your real-life chums on a sofa, love seat, or anything that soothes your posterior Imaginary-Friends Mode: ridicule online strangers from various locations worldwide, and subject them to snappy insults across multiple platforms 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their personalized voices, peculiar attributes, and sidesplitting "insult bits" 4 Conflict Scenarios: unleash verbal jabs in 4 different dynamic environments, fending off opponents with combos, criticals, continuations, and other new mechanics.