Pine Tar Poker

Howdy, friend! Although we don't have much in these parts, we sure do enjoy a bit of amusement every now and again.

If it suits ya, grab that stack of cards and that piece of paper over there, and let me teach you a little game. While it may not provide a direct connection to the cosmic harmony of the universe, I reckon it could still bring a grin to your face.

And if you happen to believe in a touch of enchantment to sprinkle on your chances of victory...well, pardner, who's to say you're barking up the wrong tree?