Towelfight 2: The Monocle of Destiny

Are you ready to embark on an adrenaline-fueled, action-packed adventure with the suave protagonist, Hardik? In this RPG game, you will enter a world where insanity reigns supreme, and you shoot animals out of your face during intense boss battles, procedurally generated levels, and an abundance of power-ups and unique weapons. Prepare to team up with laser blasting bees, speed-boosting unicorns, spiraling praying mantises, whales in heat, and ultra-defensive turtles as you journey through the realm. One of the game's unique features is the Shot Rotation system, which allows you to create, customize and rotate a clip of Jectiles that can burn, poison, freeze, electrocute, pinch, and explode your enemies. With 43 unique weapons, 86 augmentations, and 14 insane power-ups at your disposal, you can choose three different power-ups and equip them simultaneously, including but not limited to, the Zombie Whistle, Blo-Gun, Ice Belt, and Blazing Shoes! Be prepared to face off with ten evil bosses - so wicked that you may shed a tear after defeating each one of them. Explore the procedurally generated world with thousands of rooms to discover, all with an abundance of things to kill. The game boasts of 5 unique environments, from the cute and lovable Forest to the squishy and disturbing Nightmare. With four Monocles with different firing modes to choose from, you can shoot two Jectiles at a time or opt for a "spray and pray" approach, to suit your preferences. The massive campaign extends to dozens of hours of exploration and power grabbing, providing ample content to last a lifetime. You will encounter gods, a grub, and a pug, all part of an unforgettable storyline that you can share with your grandbabies. Be prepared to test your courage in the game's dungeons, where the most potent items can only be found in the depths of Forn's dungeons. You must earn them, and you may perish trying. The Arena of the gods offers a challenging experience where you can gamble your coins and face increasingly difficult armies in exchange for a more substantial reward. With premium features that include Cloud saving to transfer your save between devices, double coin gains, and reduced resurrection costs, this game offers a unique experience that will thrill any gamer. Get ready to immerse yourself in this exciting world, filled with unforgettable characters, bizarre creatures and endless possibilities.