Pirates of Donkey Island

Embark on the most hilarious and entertaining adventure inspired by Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean; Pirates of Donkey Island, where an awful curse destroyed your royal wedding and switched your soul to your pirate grandfather's body. To regain what's rightfully yours, you must navigate through crazy and entertaining challenges while commanding an unusual and quirky pirate crew. Pirates of Donkey Island, a 79,000-word interactive swashbuckling novel written by Gilbert Gallo, is solely text-based, allowing you to rely on the vast and inexhaustible power of your imagination without graphics or sound effects. In this game of adventure, you will carry along with you a strange, comical, and uncompromising crew, including a gorilla gentleman, an immortal rocker, a rapidly aging Voodoo crone, and a hilarious spokesman whose stories and experiences will engross you and help you discover your true self. Your journey will consist of various intriguing activities, from partaking in insult-sword fighting duels and grog contests, to rigged wheels of fortunes, which will offer you a new perspective on life altogether. As the captain of the team, you will not only lead the team of cursed members but also enjoy an opportunity to choose your preferred gender orientation, and what kind of romance you would like to undertake; Could it be the hairy and strong gorilla, or the zombies, you decide. Betray your team for quick gold and riches, or stick with them through thick and thin, it's all up to you. Allow Pirates of Donkey Island to take you on an epic journey to uncover ancient mysteries and reveal the truth about your cursed royal grandfather. Will you come to terms with your family's history and embrace your cursed state, or will you fight to your last breath to overturn the curse and regain your identity? Sail off today, and discover the limitless treasure you carry within!