Sneaky Sasquatch

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Live the life of a Sasquatch and do regular everyday Sasquatch stuff like:

- Sneak around campsites

- Disguise yourself in human clothing

- Eat food from unguarded coolers and picnic baskets

- Play a quick 9 holes at the golf course

- Adopt a lost dog and take care of it

- Go fishing at the lake

- Cook sausages on an engine block

- Crush cars with a monster truck

- Get chased around by the park ranger

- Dig up buried treasure

- Take a driving test and get your driver’s license

- Shred some powder at the ski hill

- Work as a doctor and diagnose patients with laboratory tests, xrays, and an electrocardiogram

- Buy, upgrade, and race vehicles at the racetrack

- Get a team of ducks to build upgrades for your house

- Rent an apartment in the nearby town

- Get certified to operate a forklift and unload cargo ships

- Work as an executive at a major corporation

- Get a camera and fill up a photo album with memories

- Work as a photographer at the local newspaper

- Watch television from the comfort of your own home

- Apply for a taxi license and drive people around

- Work as a security guard at the local port and file paperwork

- Have your disguises customized by a fashionable duck

- Play virtual arcade games like 'Parking Master' and 'Arcade Simulator' to win big prizes

- Take a ferry over to an island

- Get a surfboard and shred some waves to impress the locals

- Shop for furniture and have it shipped to your house via express delivery

- Buy a boat and catch some saltwater fish in the ocean

- Invest in a spaghetti-based business venture, and revolutionize the industry

- Go waterskiing, or take someone else waterskiing

- Ride the bus, or drive people around as a bus driver for fun and profit

- Carve pumpkins, go trick-or-treating, and celebrate Halloween

- Compete in battle royale snowball fight events

- Obtain highly accredited diplomas from late night television infomercials

- Dig up dinosaur bones and make a T-Rex skeleton

- Go scuba diving with your dog and explore sunken ships and pirate treasure

- Accidentally irradiate patients while working at the hospital

- Work as a police officer and write speeding tickets and other traffic violations

- Explore the sewers and smell terrible afterwards

- Modify your vehicles with rims, tires, and customizable parts

- Race in motocross events and do 360 spins

- Tend to a virtual camp fire and try not to burn the forest down

- Buy a cell phone and take your calls on the road

- Work as a delivery driver for a shipping company

- Forage mushrooms in exchange for dynamite

- Run a private campground on an island

- Be a substitute ferry captain

- Work as a crane operator while wearing night-vision goggles

- Advertise on local billboards to make your business ventures more profitable

- Play solitaire on your home computer

- Play an arcade game about playing arcade games inside the arcade and discover it's secrets

- Take advantage of your computer's extended warranty and break it on purpose for a free replacement

- Dance the day away by watching the music channel on your TV

- Run an election campaign for mayor

- Stock up on Cellular Phone Minutes and call your human friends to hang out

- Operate an exciting cargo elevator

- Customize the nearby town to your liking

- Pick out cool new outfits for all your human friends

- Smooth the flow of traffic by raising speed limits and removing stop signs and traffic lights

- Strap on some VR Goggles and experience an alternate reality

- Get a portable cassette tape player and rock out to your favorite in-game tunes

- Work as as a paramedic and save lives with your ambulance and gurney

- Put out fires and save the town as a firefighter

- And more!