Rocket Shopper

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Your shopping spree will last until you run out of enthusiasm... and every big discount gives it a boost! How much money can you save?





GOOD DEALS AT ALL COSTS

Get ready to tap like the wind! Fly your rocket-powered shopping cart through the store to pick up coupons and items, but be careful: Don't waste that 50% off on a candy bar--Save it for a TV or a diamond ring.



The bigger your savings, the more points are added to your score, the more time is added to your shopping spree, and the faster you go. (Going too fast? Coast along the floor for a while to slow down.)





FRUSTRATION IS FUN

Elements of entertainment include:

* Buyer's remorse

* Random-number-generator rage

* Stressful twitch-reflex situations

So what are you waiting for? Start shopping!



(For a more relaxing experience, try the non-timed "Endless Shopping" mode.)



(Please note that this game does not involve real money or shopping.)



(No stick figures were harmed in the making of this game.)





FAQ (FUTURE ASKED QUESTIONS)



Q: Why doesn't this work on my device?

A: Not a clue. But if you tell us what device and OS you're using (in the comments or at two@evenprimes.net) we'll look into it.