Mr. Barber: crazy haircut game

Blue, pink, green hair is so annoying, cut them out!
Brown and black hair is so bored, cut them too.
Those policeman's around you, with their whistles and sticks. Cut their hairs too.
First cut the hat. Then you can get the hair. Beware they can arrest you. Keep your mind focused. Your shoes are your style. Your hair clipper is your partner, suspected in all of this bold, hairless humans around you.

Baldheadness is sooo cute! Let them know.

Caution: don't try this in real life, even for tik-tok clips.
Please, keep your real hairs safe and clean. Or some will find you out.