Grand Theft Trump Campaign Sim

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to indulge in an extraordinary gaming experience that is being hailed as the most incredible, outstanding game of all time! Introducing the fantastic creation of John Matze- an outstanding television commentator, tech genius, and satirist, who created the notorious Hillary Clinton email server game- "Grand Theft Trump." Get ready, as you step into the shoes of none other than President Donald J. Trump himself, in a high-stakes, thrilling mobile adventure like no other! From Mar-a-Lago to the White House, you'll be navigating the campaign season from his unique perspective. Featuring content taken from real tweets, truths made by Trump, and campaign audio clips, you will come face-to-face with your biggest foes, including rogue porn stars, corrupt judges, and all those disgraceful losers, whilst collecting votes. This game will make you think and show you just how wild American elections have become. Look out for all the surprises in store, as this game promises to be YUGE! Key Features: Electoral Sprint: Get ready for the biggest race in history, where you'll be dodging ridiculous rivals and fighting off crooked opponents with your Social Media Post Cannon, like a true champion. Every vote counts towards your high score, and it's all about winning, folks! Collecting each vote box plays a real Trump clip, making the victory even more special. Capitalist Collectibles: We all know that business is about the art of the deal, right? Those coins are your lifeline, so grab them! They are essential to keep your campaign going strong, even when the nasty Deep State tries to persecute you in their witch hunt. Small samples from Trump's most liked posts appear when you collect coins. Political Pursuit: Your crooked enemies will attempt to rig the game and rip off the American people. Sad, isn't it? Don't worry, though, as you will outsmart them with your quick reflexes, brilliant strategies, and of course, some very mean posts. Double-tap to shoot a blast of authentic angry Tweets and defeat your enemies- click the post notifications to read them! Commander-in-Chief Customization: You can personalize your Donald J. Trump character with the most iconic suits you've ever seen, reflecting different stages of his presidency. You gotta collect them all! So, get ready for a journey like no other! Embark on the most amazing quest ever to win the White House and Make America Great Again, again. The question is, can you lead Trump to an undeniable, landslide victory, or will the Deep State stop you before you get there? The fate of the entire country depends on YOU! (Note: This game is purely satirical and intended for entertainment purposes only.)