Ski Instructor of Doom

No ads, no in-app purchases, text adventure. Welcome to world-famous Aspen Peak Resort, where you'll teach crazies from all over the world as you try to figure out your place in the ski universe.

Can you make more than minimum wage? Will any girl ever like you? How bad is ski town housing, really?

By the end of the season, you might change the world, you might be the envy of all your friends... but you might also end up as a nobody dirtbagging ski bum with zero prospects, no friends and no money.

Dozens of possible outcomes! Surprise appearances! Epic commentary on epicness! Big crashes! Hot tubs! Time machines! There's even a way to find true love and become the envy of billions! (You heard that right, BILLIONS) (billions of lonely, unevolved, idiotic dudes)