Door Slamming Simulator

patience. Enjoy the several game modes and levels and whatever you do, don't take yourself too seriously.



Thanks for playing!



Lore Primer:

What does it mean to be human? What do we all share no matter our nation, or history, our creed?

The love of slamming doors.

History changed when the first door was invented and it changed again when that first door was slammed. The echo of that slam still resounds, still travels through the very fiber of our being. That beautiful sound will carry us to glorious futures we can't comprehend, but we will surely slam the door behind us when we get there.