Beyondium

FROM: MEDIOCRE, the renowned laboratory behind mind-bending experiments SMASH HIT and DOES NOT COMMUTE.

SUBJECT: Embark on a journey through the tiny universe with leading scientists worldwide employing the cutting-edge Beyondium engine.

MESSAGE: Felicitations!

Congratulations to you for receiving the extraordinary opportunity to collaborate with Beyondium, the latest breakthrough in computerized quantum disentanglement technology, courtesy of the Mediated intern opportunity colocation research (MEDIOCRE) laboratory. With complete autonomy and freedom, you can access the Beyondium mkII Quasi-Fibonacci de-unfocusing vectorscope console, and using phase-distorted intermodulation inference, you can analyze and categorize the visible world of the microverse.

Click the appropriately labeled button below to grab your chance at an understatedly glamorous life as a laboratory technician (intern).