Dirty Cop

Not all cops are dirty... but you certainly are. I mean, there's no money in being a clean cop. A lot of moral high ground, but no money. And money is where it's at.
You have people to feed after all. And feeding people ain't cheap. But that's what you do. You provide.
And you're so good at this! The rush of adrenaline when asking people for protection money! The feeling of excitement when driving over pedestrians just to get their wallet money!
Oh, yeah, sometimes people get hurt. But it's not like you can help it. And if it weren't you, it would be some other cop. There's no shortage of dirty cops after all.
Also, the money's worth it. It's better to cry tears of guilt in a cool new car, right?

So. Cool game. Don't do any of this in real life (we don't condone violence, blah blah blah), but doing it here's alright.
Be as destructive as you please! As dirty as you ever wanted! And then stop, pocket your phone, and continue living your life.
Actually. You know what? Forget that last part. Keep playing the game. That's better for us, yeah. Keep playing. For as long as you can.

GAME FEATURES
-Drive around an infinite city
You know that thing that old games have where if you go to the edge of the screen you go around and show up on the opposite edge? Well, that. But without edges. Cool magic trick, huh?
-Dirty cop missions
I'll just recite a few of the stuff that you can do in this game if that's ok. Sniper missions. Getting protection money. Getting rid of bodies. Chasing perps. There's more but my memory ain't what it used to be. Don't grow old, kids.
-Drive over stuff
And when I say stuff, I mean people. Or stuff. Driving over stuff is ok too. Not every dirty cop is a psychopath after all. But people drop money. Stuff just causes damage to the city. And that's money out of the taxpayer's purse. How can a city be efficient when it's always replacing damaged traffic lights and fire hydrants?