Type Fast or the Pony Gets It

Do most word games make you feel mediocre and sluggish? Do you long to feel the wind between your hairy fingers? Do you have A Thing for unicorns? And would you like to lord over your friends and family with your superior typing prowess?



Then maybe Type Fast or the Pony Gets It is exactly the game you're looking for. Or maybe it isn't. Who can say, really?



It's easy. You type the words on your screen, as fast as you can, in the face of mounting pressure, in a feeble attempt to stall the impending doom of many, many ponies.



You'll fail. Like, a lot. But it's probably about the journey or something.



- - - - - NAUGHTY WORDS - - - - -



They're in there!



- - - - - BRIGHT COLOURS - - - - -



Sure!



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Cool!



- - - - - LEARN STUFF - - - - -



Maybe, who knows!



- - - - - GRAPHICS - - - - -



It's got 'em!



- - - - - CHEESE - - - - -



Okay.