Sloth

As a wild sloth venturing deep in the forest you've come to a bold yet astonishing conclusion... there isn't much to do in there and you'd like to return to the urban jungle of imperial capitalism, put on a suit and spend 12 hours a day behind the desk forever aspiring to be something more.

As sad as it sounds for this sloth it's either that or be eaten by a bear. Try to make it back to the city before sloth becomes some wilderbeasts next dinner.

You'll never find a sloth wife and kids amongst the wild so chop chop!